Guys:women want to brainwash us!!?!
Question: Guys:women want to brainwash us!!!?
their agenda!
_Male Training Seminars_
1!. Combatting Stupidity
2!. You, Too, Can Do Housework
3!. PMS: Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut
4!. How to Fill an Ice Tray
5!. We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings for Christmas: Give us Money
6!. Understanding the Female Response to Your Coming in Drunk at 4:00am
7!. Wonderful Laundry Techniques: formerly titled "Don't Wash my Silks"
8!. Parenting: No, It Doesn't End With Conception
9!. Get a Life: Learn to Cook
10!. How Not to Act Like a Jackass When You're Obviously Wrong
11!. Spelling: Even You Can Get it Right
12!. Understanding Your Financial Incompetence
13!. You: The Weaker Sex
14!. Reasons to Give Flowers
15!. How to Stay Awake in Public
16!. Why it is Unacceptable to Relieve Yourself Anywhere but the Bathroom
17!. Garbage: Getting it to the Curb
18!. You Can Fall Asleep Without IT if You Really Try
19!. The Morning Dilemma if IT's awake: Take a Shower
20!. I'll Wear it if I Damn Well Please
21!. How to Put the Toilet Lid Down: formerly titled "No, It's Not a Bidet"
22!. "The Weekend" and "Sports" are Not Synonyms
23!. Give Me a Break: Why We Know Your Excuses are Bull
24!. How to Go Shopping with Your Mate and Not Get Lost
25!. The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency
26!. Romanticism: Ideas Other Than Sex
27!. Helpful Postural Hints for Couch Potatoes
28!. Mothers-in-Law: They are People Too
29!. Male Bonding: Leaving Your Friends at Home
30!. You, Too, Can Be a Designated Driver
31!. Seeing the True You: formerly titled "No, You Don't Look Like Mel Gibson When Naked"
32!. Changing Your Underwear: It Really Works
33!. The Attainable Goal: Omitting "****" From Your Vocabulary
34!. Fluffing the Blankets After Flatulating is Not Necessary
35!. Techniques for calling home Www@Enter-QA@Com
_Male Training Seminars_
1!. Combatting Stupidity
2!. You, Too, Can Do Housework
3!. PMS: Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut
4!. How to Fill an Ice Tray
5!. We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings for Christmas: Give us Money
6!. Understanding the Female Response to Your Coming in Drunk at 4:00am
7!. Wonderful Laundry Techniques: formerly titled "Don't Wash my Silks"
8!. Parenting: No, It Doesn't End With Conception
9!. Get a Life: Learn to Cook
10!. How Not to Act Like a Jackass When You're Obviously Wrong
11!. Spelling: Even You Can Get it Right
12!. Understanding Your Financial Incompetence
13!. You: The Weaker Sex
14!. Reasons to Give Flowers
15!. How to Stay Awake in Public
16!. Why it is Unacceptable to Relieve Yourself Anywhere but the Bathroom
17!. Garbage: Getting it to the Curb
18!. You Can Fall Asleep Without IT if You Really Try
19!. The Morning Dilemma if IT's awake: Take a Shower
20!. I'll Wear it if I Damn Well Please
21!. How to Put the Toilet Lid Down: formerly titled "No, It's Not a Bidet"
22!. "The Weekend" and "Sports" are Not Synonyms
23!. Give Me a Break: Why We Know Your Excuses are Bull
24!. How to Go Shopping with Your Mate and Not Get Lost
25!. The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency
26!. Romanticism: Ideas Other Than Sex
27!. Helpful Postural Hints for Couch Potatoes
28!. Mothers-in-Law: They are People Too
29!. Male Bonding: Leaving Your Friends at Home
30!. You, Too, Can Be a Designated Driver
31!. Seeing the True You: formerly titled "No, You Don't Look Like Mel Gibson When Naked"
32!. Changing Your Underwear: It Really Works
33!. The Attainable Goal: Omitting "****" From Your Vocabulary
34!. Fluffing the Blankets After Flatulating is Not Necessary
35!. Techniques for calling home Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
You've forgotten the " Train the Idiot to put the toilet seat down " seminar Www@Enter-QA@Com
I disagree with number 5 - I would love to have my man pick out lingerie for me! That has never happened in my life!.!.!. I have ended up with plastic candle holders or nothing at all!. A lesson that could have been on here:
Buying thoughtful gifts for birthdays and holidays: It's not just an option!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Buying thoughtful gifts for birthdays and holidays: It's not just an option!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Men's Agenda
1!. Jack off
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1!. Jack off
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Everything is true except for number 13!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I'm glad I'm just a plastic mouse with a scroll wheel!.
CheersWww@Enter-QA@Com
CheersWww@Enter-QA@Com
you can always go gay
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I do believe we've already succeeded (^_^) Www@Enter-QA@Com
I would advise you to stay single and do the female gender a favour!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Lol maybe notWww@Enter-QA@Com
Brainwash no!. Teach you not to be animals yes!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
wtf!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
I do not think it is working, though!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol!. Women are a pain in the ***!. Just like men :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
LMAO
It is true, I bet going gay will be easier!.
I love this!Www@Enter-QA@Com
It is true, I bet going gay will be easier!.
I love this!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Sounds like you're trying to brainwash usWww@Enter-QA@Com
you could always live with your momWww@Enter-QA@Com
I loved this!.
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no!.
somebody's in a fight with their wife!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
somebody's in a fight with their wife!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I will take a free point, thank-you!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
cause without us you'd either be dead or lostWww@Enter-QA@Com
so very true indeed!!! i loved every one of them!!! you have got a star from me!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
YES WE ARE,WANT TO KNOW WHY,TO MAKE YOU OUR SEX SLAVES (ROFLMAO)
EVENTUALLY WE WILL RULE THE WORLD!.whooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaWww@Enter-QA@Com
EVENTUALLY WE WILL RULE THE WORLD!.whooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaWww@Enter-QA@Com
i knew u were retarded
don't worry
we all are at a pointWww@Enter-QA@Com
don't worry
we all are at a pointWww@Enter-QA@Com
this is y us women need to to that!.!.!.!.CUZ U GUYS ARE STUPID!!Www@Enter-QA@Com