What should you NOT do in a job interview?!
Question: What should you NOT do in a job interview!?
I don't think I should fondle my breasteses!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Well I don't know, that might actually get you a job! I'm going to try that on my next interview because nothing else seems to work!. Maybe they will forget that I am "overqualified" and give me the job anyway!. Here are some other things one should do in a job interview!. These are for male and female alike, so choose which applies to you according to your gender:
During a job interview, one should NOT:
1!. Fondle ones self, unless it'll get one the job
2!. say "Oh My God" repeatedly in a high valley girl tone
3!. talk about your husbands tiny penis
4!. Talk about your last bosses tiny penis
5!. Smoke a joint (or anything else)
6!. Make sexual noises
7!. eat a carrot or a banana (unless it gets you the job)
8!. mention your large smoked sausage
9!. say how much you HATED your last job and what a jerk the boss was, you know with his tiny penis and all!.!.!.
10, Show pictures of the birthing of your last baby
11!. Show your hysterectomy scar (trust me here)
12!. Show your rash on your (where ever it is)
13!. Show your vasectomy scar
14!. As the interviewer if he has a tiny penis, cuz you can't work for men with tiny penees!.
15!. Tell him to vote for The Cat for President (and show picture of said leopard spotted Bengal cat)
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During a job interview, one should NOT:
1!. Fondle ones self, unless it'll get one the job
2!. say "Oh My God" repeatedly in a high valley girl tone
3!. talk about your husbands tiny penis
4!. Talk about your last bosses tiny penis
5!. Smoke a joint (or anything else)
6!. Make sexual noises
7!. eat a carrot or a banana (unless it gets you the job)
8!. mention your large smoked sausage
9!. say how much you HATED your last job and what a jerk the boss was, you know with his tiny penis and all!.!.!.
10, Show pictures of the birthing of your last baby
11!. Show your hysterectomy scar (trust me here)
12!. Show your rash on your (where ever it is)
13!. Show your vasectomy scar
14!. As the interviewer if he has a tiny penis, cuz you can't work for men with tiny penees!.
15!. Tell him to vote for The Cat for President (and show picture of said leopard spotted Bengal cat)
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use slang words
say idk alot
use flawed English
use "bad" words
such as: ****, ****, ***, damn, hell, **********, douche!. twat, ****, etc!.
if you can't say it here (including twat) they it would be considered extremely inappropriate in an interview!.
ask about how much they pay and what benefits
pick your nose
clean your teeth
masturbate
try to solicit sex from the employer
fart!. really loudly!. frequently
scratch yourself
not give the interviewer any attention
be rude
be racist
be a xeno-phobic
act like a retard
be immature
scratch your balls!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
say idk alot
use flawed English
use "bad" words
such as: ****, ****, ***, damn, hell, **********, douche!. twat, ****, etc!.
if you can't say it here (including twat) they it would be considered extremely inappropriate in an interview!.
ask about how much they pay and what benefits
pick your nose
clean your teeth
masturbate
try to solicit sex from the employer
fart!. really loudly!. frequently
scratch yourself
not give the interviewer any attention
be rude
be racist
be a xeno-phobic
act like a retard
be immature
scratch your balls!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Donate your drug test urine specimen in the interviewer's trash can!.
Say "I can give you references, but don't call them until they have their one hour of rec time in the yard!."
Make the hiring manager wait four minutes while you check your voice mail (I swear my lead canddiate for a job I am filling did this to me and I knocked him out of the running)!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Say "I can give you references, but don't call them until they have their one hour of rec time in the yard!."
Make the hiring manager wait four minutes while you check your voice mail (I swear my lead canddiate for a job I am filling did this to me and I knocked him out of the running)!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Check your hindquarters constantly for accidents and whisper to the interviewer "I think it's the bad day!.!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
DO NOT pick up the picture of your future boss's daughter and say, "oh, all the girls will go crazy for him when he's in high school!"
they tend to be offended by that!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
they tend to be offended by that!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hit the interviewer
Smoke weed
Talk to your imaginary friendWww@Enter-QA@Com
Smoke weed
Talk to your imaginary friendWww@Enter-QA@Com
Constantly look around and mumbling to your imaginary buddy or the voices in your head!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Diddle yourself silly :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
insult the interviewerWww@Enter-QA@Com
Sneeze on your boss!.
Get the 'giggles'
Forget everything you were going to say
Lastly, you should not F it upWww@Enter-QA@Com
Get the 'giggles'
Forget everything you were going to say
Lastly, you should not F it upWww@Enter-QA@Com
Tell the REAL reason why you got fired from the last job!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
say that you hate the job & then proceed to punch the interviewers!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ask, "Please tell me you don't do drug testing here!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Your hired!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I would hire you if you did that!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Pick Your Nose!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Take off my top and flash the person!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Wear your pants down past your but! lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
bring a bottle of wine to calm your nervesWww@Enter-QA@Com
fart or burp lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
ask for a raiseWww@Enter-QA@Com
Tell them how i lost my previous job!. Www@Enter-QA@Com