My ex is being a jerk. Can you please cheer me up?!
Question: My ex is being a jerk!. Can you please cheer me up!?
We were going to hang out today to celebrate my birthday!. But his car got stuck in the snow!. So i'm mad!. Can you please tell me a funny joke or something!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Don't be upset with him!. The stains in his panties are being stubborn!. He is exhausted from scrubbing!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Why is it his fault he got stuck in the snow!? I'm sorry your birthday isn't going well, but don't blame it on him!. And why were you with your ex!?
Anyway,
What do a plum and an elephant have in common!?
They're both purple except for the elephant!.
Sorry that was lame!. lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
Anyway,
What do a plum and an elephant have in common!?
They're both purple except for the elephant!.
Sorry that was lame!. lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
happy birthday beautiful!. may your ex hve excessive jock itch this weekWww@Enter-QA@Com
CAll a friend and go out!.
Have a very Happy Birthday, and many happy years to comeWww@Enter-QA@Com
Have a very Happy Birthday, and many happy years to comeWww@Enter-QA@Com
Why are you hanging out with your ex!? You should be cheered by the fact that you DON'T have to hang out with him!Www@Enter-QA@Com
How is he being a jerk!? He can't help that his car got stuck!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Just call him back and say "That's okay, hope you die!" Say it sweetly, too!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
His momma so fat when she took a blood test it was gravy not blood!
P!.S
I suck at jokes xDWww@Enter-QA@Com
P!.S
I suck at jokes xDWww@Enter-QA@Com
my milk shake brings the boys to the yard, and damn right its better than yoursWww@Enter-QA@Com