What is the best Ralph Wiggum quote on the Simpsons?!

Question: Chief Wiggum: Sure I'll sign your petition. Sugar has made my little Ralphie hyperactive.

Ralphie (jumping up and down): I'm happy AND angry!

So many other good ones though...

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Answers: Chief Wiggum: Sure I'll sign your petition. Sugar has made my little Ralphie hyperactive.

Ralphie (jumping up and down): I'm happy AND angry!

So many other good ones though...

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"My cat's breath smells like cat food."

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My nose makes its own bubblegum!

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